|
|
|
|
|
|
|
NO KILL EYE INDEX PAGE |
|
www.nokilleye.com |
|
|
|
|
|
|
CONGRATULATIONS! You have discovered… THE COOLEST WEBSITE IN THE UNIVERSE! No Kill Eye Gallery presents traditional literature by Erdman featuring elements of epic mythology, action-adventure, intrigue and mysticism - periodical articles and essays by Alysyn Chayns featuring humor, esoteric stream of consciousness, rant, and occasional diversions into the realm of baffling obscurity - and now also proudly presents PEOPLE for the ETHICAL TREATMENT of PEOPLE. Three different methods and styles reinforce common core themes with rejection of superstitious systematic ideologies such as existentialism and economics in uncompromising commitment to an ethical and compassionate humanity. (Art Dekko - Curator, No Kill Eye Gallery) |
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
NEW CONTENT UPDATE: ~ three complete volumes by ERDMAN posted 10/01/10 ~ |
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
ERDMAN GALLERY |
|||
|
The Erdman Gallery collection features traditional epic storytelling combining complimentary elements of mythology, action-adventure, intrigue and mysticism in a volatile world of utopian paradises, grandiose enterprises and enigmatic characters. Idealism, superstition, reality and faith collide in an epic struggle to determine the inheritance of the earth in an uncompromising and harrowing descent into the pathology of fanaticism and the complexity of motive. |
|
||
|
|
CHAYNS GALLERY |
|
|
|
The Alysyn Chayns Gallery features humor, commentary, speculation and rant with an emphasis on the principle topics of current events, politics, economics, philosophy and theology as well as some peripheral focus on cinema, music and media. Sarcasm, rhetoric, fanatical contrarianism and contentious disparagement highlight a catalogue so provocative as to offend every sensitivity and sensibility with an apocalyptic revocation of conventional logic. |
|
||
|
|
EASY-TO-FOLLOW ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS |
|
|
|
|
|||
|
(Batteries not included.) Notes & Helpful Hints in Navigating Cyber-Travels: We strenuously recommend following our instructions for three ring binder assemblies, should you wish to print any of our material. (In the Chayns Gallery, each book cover artwork PDF file includes integral assembly details. In the Erdman Gallery, a common link at the bottom of the literature gallery page connects to a separate assembly details attachment.) You may spend a few bucks on your ‘free’ book but you will end up with a slick and attractive finished product. When printing our PDF files, set printer PAGE SCALING default to NONE. Any other setting may cause distortion and misalignment. |
|
||
|
|
PARTNERSHIP WEBSITE |
|
|
|
|
|
||
|
NO KILL EYE LINK BOARD |
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html A mind boggling archive of cosmos photos updated daily
The No Kill I (Star Trek Punk Rock Band) CHAYNS strenuously recommends giving ‘No Kill I Theme Song’ a listen (below) http://www.nokilli.com/themesong.mp3
http://www.wednesdayweb.com/kirk The James T. Kirk Macarena Page (Select ‘Kirk&Kirk&Kirk!’ for the awesome Kirk Macarena)
http://whatisgodwarrior.ytmnd.com Incredibly cool God-Warrior-Techno-Rave
http://bitumen.cyber-poll.hu/pic/bush-monkey.jpg Bush-Monkey-Mania
http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/elfwood.pike An unusual fantasy virtual community featuring a monstrous gallery of amateur art (An interesting collection with a number of buried treasures)
For paranoid weirdoes reluctant to post a message where everyone else can see it: Email No Kill Eye… nokilleye@yahoo.com … and communicate directly with ERDMAN, CHAYNS, or Curator ART DEKKO… (No one will know but you, us, the Department of Homeland Security and that red haired chick up at the liquor store)
|
||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
NO KILL EYE MESSAGE BOARD |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Tony Sunday, November 17 2006 - 06:58:30 PM http://www.angelfire.com/celeb/tonydanza/ how long does it take to put some content on your page? |
|
Use button above to post a message |
|
|
|||
|
Message from No Kill Eye: For some mysterious reason, the message board date is stuck on December 3, 2005. (I overwrote the date stamp on the last message (above) to reflect the approximate actual time of posting.) The last entry from Tony Danza no doubt refers to the recent shut down of the No Kill Eye Gallery website. We shut down the website throughout the summer and autumn of 2006 for multiple reasons including but not limited to: 1. We reconstructed the site in its entirety after finally realizing what a horribly amateurish embarrassment the original design was. I am sure we do not yet represent the height of professionalism but we are all quite proud of the improvements. 2. Erdman subjected the first volume to a drastic rewrite and with the return of the website in November, 2006, introduced the recently completed Volume II as well as a first chapter preview of Volume III. 3. Chayns took the opportunity to conduct a proofread on 100% of his material and a thorough content review as well. Several articles have been rewritten and a couple even deleted. (Chayns claims to have come very close to deleting the first four volumes of the series because “some of it is so bad” but ultimately decided to accept the humiliation as well as avoid the technical difficulties of renumbering the series and explaining the eliminations.) Chayns also introduced three new titles, marking the completion of the epic original trademark series title. We hope all this meets with your approval, and No Kill Eye Version 2.0 forges ahead with a full head of steam into a bold new future where we actually get three hits (even though Chayns threatens to leave the website if it gets “too many hits”). So tell your friends and please post a comment on the message board. (The new message board coming early 2007 will be really cool and maybe even function more like a blog.) Art Dekko - Curator, No Kill Eye Gallery Saturday, December 30, 2006 |
|||
|
|
|||
|
Message #2 from No Kill Eye: For any regular visitors it ought to be obvious by now we made some estimations about the arrival of certain message board and blog functions that still as of yet have not quite materialized. In the meantime, Chayns introduced four new books (three of which still as of yet have not quite materialized even though his usual collection of critics evidently already know the contents thereof through some apparent form of clairvoyance to the extent they are comfortable rendering a comment), and in addition, Erdman once again has embarked on a drastic rewrite, this time even changing the title. We hope our latest design modifications make your visit more pleasurable. The odyssey continues and we press on undaunted by delays and difficulties, and in response to the previous inquiry from Tony Danza (posted above), “How long does it take to put some content on your page?” An eternity, Tony. It takes an eternity. Art Dekko - Curator, No Kill Eye Gallery Saturday, June 30, 2007 |
|||
|
|
|||
|
Message #3 from No Kill Eye: Okay, so we finally decided the whole blog thing is a bit farfetched and not really what we want anyway. We settled on an incredibly simplistic free service that provides what they call a “guestbook” (by 123Guestbook) and I assure you, it was not a pleasant experience sorting through the hundreds of worthless free products out there to find it, but the worst part is over and now we have a few message boards spread around the site to solicit comments. The first two volumes by Erdman have been pushed back but are still close to posting as is the new Chayns book, “Hungry (as a MoFo)” (which is clearly his most brilliant work so far), and we are thrilled by the addition our new “companion” website, also only moments away from completion. (At this point, we are coordinating all three additions to occur together for maximum impact.) We figure the aforementioned content puts us right about where we should have been two years ago, which puts us about four years ahead of where we were last week. The No Kill Eye Gallery conducts virtually no marketing and though our number of hits is quite small for two years of operation, we consider our hits all high quality word of mouth hits (as opposed to thousands of browsers that might stumble in accidentally and leave three seconds later without looking at anything). If you visit regularly, consider yourself an exclusive member of an obscure secret society, (or a really pathetic weirdo). We are very close to loading up on a wider variety of some pretty decent quality content and after that, it will only get bigger and better from now on. Thanks for your support. (P.S. No, you are not imagining things nor is your eyesight failing. The Chayns main page has been redecorated in what Chayns fondly refers to as “the putrid murky zombie green color palette”. We hope you love it as much as he loves it.) Art Dekko - Curator, No Kill Eye Gallery Friday, February 22, 2008 |
|||
|
|
|||
|
Message #4 from No Kill Eye: We finally released all the stuff we promised in message #3. Chayns says he is going to concentrate on building up new material on his Cinematic Review and Oracle pages for awhile, having neglected them while wrapping up title efforts, and Erdman says the third volume is only a couple months away. We are proud and quite thrilled to host PEOPLE for the ETHICAL TREATMENT of PEOPLE and consider it the perfect philosophical reference point for the principles we here at No Kill Eye Gallery regard as most essential. Thanks again for your support. Art Dekko - Curator, No Kill Eye Gallery Sunday, January 4, 2009 |
|||
